Matt McGorry of Orange is the new black is so adorable. If you happen to follow him on Twitter like I do, you would definitely see he’s the man of your dreams. These tweets explain what i mean. yo know…
1. He was just as excited as you about the new season of OITNB:
I'm not sure if you all know that I'm as excited to see the new season of @OITNB as you guys are!!??!!? #3days
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 10, 2015
2. He can joke about anything, including church:
Sunday nun day…ya know…cause church and stuff.
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 8, 2015
3. He supported equality for all:
Let us remember that Caitlyn and other trans folks' value shouldn't be valued solely based on how much they look "convincingly cisgender"
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 2, 2015
4. He shared what keeps him up at night:
Sunday nun day…ya know…cause church and stuff.
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 8, 2015
5. He used the word “doodyheads” seriously and owned it
Sometimes I find it helpful to remind myself of that when I get angry reading peoples' (aka intolerant doodyheads') hateful comments
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 3, 2015
Sometimes I find it helpful to remind myself of that when I get angry reading peoples' (aka intolerant doodyheads') hateful comments
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 3, 2015
6. His desire for validation on social media matches yours
When ur tweet is on point but not enough people fave/RTd so u screenshot it & share it on ALL your social media channels 4 more validation
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 1, 2015
When ur tweet is on point but not enough people fave/RTd so u screenshot it & share it on ALL your social media channels 4 more validation
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) June 1, 2015
7. His dad jokes are… such dad jokes
Skipping the Google Glasses and holding out for Apple's eyeball replacement technology system…The iEye. #captain #dadjokes
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) May 30, 2015
8. He loves cookies as much as you do:
I'm sorry but if you have chocolate chip cookies in your home and I'm hanging out DEY GONE GET EATEN
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) May 29, 2015
9. He spoke the truth about going to the Apple Store:
If you're going to the Apple Store, you better hydrate, piss, shit, and bring a snack bc you could be there for 20 min or 5 hours
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) May 28, 2015
10. He jokes about the single life
Ur sad they no text u back? How you think the tooth fairy feels, broke as fuck w a necklace of ur teeth, hasn't heard frm yo ass in 18+ yrs?
— Matt McGorry (@MattMcGorry) May 27, 2015