Botched Proposal Leads To Disaster On Paddle Boat

The lesson here is never propose out in open water, at least not without having a firm grip on the ring. I’ve seen quite a few people blow a load on a prize engagement ring, foolishly ignoring all those perfectly good potted meat can tabs laying around. This and encounters with mischievous dogs are reasons why I’ll never spend a lot on a nice ring, at least not until I am sure. After that small trial period ends, all bets are off and we’re heading to the nearest boat.